Okay, I absolutely adore mini skirts and dresses. (I’m not as into shorts, though they can be nice, too.) But just like everything, these clothes have their time and place. And after seeing a few, er, missteps around town, I figured I’d go on the record about a few no-nos. Especially now that it’s just blazing hot outside and short shorts can be so tempting.
It’s a bad idea to wear micro shorts or a mini…
To church (or any other house of worship). This one is obvious. Just don’t.
To work. Co-workers and bosses do not need to be exposed to all. Of. That.
To meet his parents…or grandparents. This goes double if those bottoms are ripped, frayed, or otherwise altered. Why start off by giving them something to
freak out over ask him about?
To a wedding. Let the bride have the guests’ attention. Please. It’s, like, a wedding law.
To go bowling. Or to work out. Or any other time you’ll be publicly engaged in lots of bending…or squatting.
I left a few places out, I’m sure. So what would you add?
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3 thoughts on “5 Times to Say No To Short Shorts (and Mini Skirts)”
Hi, this is really great. Will wait for your next article!
Anywhere you need to sit down – I hate the thought of a short skirt riding up and my bare tush sitting on some public bar stool or subway seat. Ick.
Oooh, good one. Ick indeed.